an original story by Mark Edman
One day a train was chugging along when another train met him and gasped out,
“You are going to be turned into rust!” Then the train stopped and said to his driver,
“I’m going to be turned into rust!” Then the driver suddenly gave him full steam and they chugged away at a very fast speed. Then they screeched because somebody was on their track! And he was run over, but that was good, because he was The Junk Man. And the train would not be turned into rust anymore.